Child for Sale: CHEAP

Enjoys roller coasters that accelerate from 0 to 200km/h in 3 seconds, then rockets straight up 400 feet and straight back down again.

CAUTION: No matter what you may intend, you will be persuaded to ride a second time in the front of the coaster. You will then be talked into letting go at just the right time.

Kingda Ka, said to be the world's tallest roller coaster, Six Flags Great Adventure, New Jersey.
Kingda Ka, said to be the world’s tallest roller coaster, Six Flags Great Adventure, New Jersey.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Added benefit: will guard your iPhone for hours at a time, even when you might erroneously think you want to use it.

~Jim

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